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Why were the burgers in the refrigerator from Flashcomment Burger jokes Jokes
Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!

Why was the burger thrown out of from Flashcomment Burger jokes Jokes
Why was the burger thrown out of the Army? He couldn't pass mustard! (muster)

Why is President Carter important to Hamburger from Flashcomment Burger jokes Jokes
Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!

Why do the hamburgers beat the hot from Flashcomment Burger jokes Jokes
Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play? Because hot dogs are the wurst!

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeonsThey wont from Flashcomment Burger jokes Jokes
Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

Why do hamburgers make good baseball playersTheyre from Flashcomment Burger jokes Jokes
Why do hamburgers make good baseball players? They're great at the plate!

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecuesThey from Flashcomment Burger jokes Jokes
Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They get to meet their old flames!

Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stageThey from Flashcomment Burger jokes Jokes
Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage? They give meaty performances - especially if they are in their prime!

Why do burgers run the gauntletTo test from Flashcomment Burger jokes Jokes
Why do burgers run the gauntlet? To test their meattle!

Why do burgers laugh when you surround from Flashcomment Burger jokes Jokes
Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles? Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

Why did the pro football player from from Flashcomment Burger jokes Jokes
Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup? He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Why can any hamburger run the mile from Flashcomment Burger jokes Jokes
Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes? Because it's a FAST food!

Why arent burgers too good at basketballToo from Flashcomment Burger jokes Jokes
Why aren't burgers too good at basketball? Too many turnovers!

Why are hamburgers essential to footballBecause the from Flashcomment Burger jokes Jokes
Why are hamburgers essential to football? Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

Who wins most of the medals for from Flashcomment Burger jokes Jokes
Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land? The meatball heros!

Who was the burgers favourite alltime movie from Flashcomment Burger jokes Jokes
Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie director? Sizzle B. DeMille!

Who is the hamburgers favourite actressCandice Berger from Flashcomment Burger jokes Jokes
Who is the hamburgers' favourite actress? Candice Berger!

Who do hamburgers love on TVArchie Bunkers from Flashcomment Burger jokes Jokes
Who do hamburgers love on TV? Archie Bunker's son-in-law, the meathead!

Who can beat any burger at golfAny from Flashcomment Burger jokes Jokes
Who can beat any burger at golf? Any LINKS sausage!

Who are the hamburgers favourite peopleVegetarians Burger from Flashcomment Burger jokes Jokes
Who are the hamburgers favourite people? Vegetarians!